- Funny retirement gift for a man (man pictured on pillow)
- Reads: "I don't want to… I don't have to… You can't make me… I'm retired."
- Comfortable, thick pillow with tapestry design on front; solid blue on back
- Size: 11" x 8" x 4"
- Made in USA
Product Description
The I'm Retired Pillow is a funny retirement gag gift that is also a comfortable lower back pillow. The front of the pillow features a man lying in a hammock under palm trees and reads: "I don't want to… I don't have to… You can't make me… I'm retired." The back is solid navy blue fabric. Use this retirement gift as a back pillow, or display it on a shelf. Makes a unique gift for Dad, Grandpa or a co-worker. Product Info Size: 11" x 8" x 4" Color: Navy blu… More >>



I gave this to my Dad for his upcoming retirement and he just loved it! He had mixed feelings on the whole retirement thing, so this joke gift helped lighten the situation.
He was so excited that he called me up to thank me the day it arrived and proceeded to describe it to me over the phone. He uses it as a back pillow when he's stretched out watching the TV and holds it up for my Mom to read when she asks him to do something. It made him so happy – he was just like a little kid at Christmas.
I think its perfect for this occasion.
Rating: 5 / 5